Hello stranger, do you like potatoes?
I oh-so-love potatoes, they give me high sensations.
If you hate potatoes, I hate you. So,
go join the anti-potato-ians and hide in a corner.
My name is Potatoe, with the 'e' behind.
I love potato chips! :D
My mama says that ice-cream doesn't come in potato flavour.
So my dream is to create a potato-flavoured ice-cream!
And potato-flavoured vegetables, meat and possibly, cookies.
I also want to design potato-peel clothes.
Bwahahaha, POTATOES SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD!